Dealer:How can i help you today?
Me: I would like Veyron and plz make sure all 16 cylinders are in place and that its black and red.
Dealer: *looks me up and down and sees torn up clothes* do u have enough money?
Me: imma act like u aint say dat *sits the duffle bag on the counter* send it to the address on card there.
Dealer:*face hits the floor* Y...you know its coming from England.
Me: make it get here faster and u can have a ride.